So, walking home from the snack bar, we were discussing woodland creatures and Dave Barry. I was talking about his article on dating.

I had just basically quoted this exchange (but in a less funny manner):

Judy: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Judy: Just in case you have ever thought about having a date with me, the answer is no.
Woodland Creatures: HAHAHAHAHAHA.

And then a bird pooped on my head.

True story.