Bevin to me
http://community.livejournal.com/b0st0n/6026723.html
HA!

Me to Bevin
I'm not sure what your exact message here is.

Bevin to me
well, suck it

Bevin to me
also, I was suggesting you were a slutty drunk chick who's all judgey and shit

Me to Bevin
Thanks, Bev.

NET.

Um um. Moved in to new apartment! Wires everywhere! Ahaha I need to. Work on this net thing. Y-yeah. BUT NET. In lieu of real content, have a post I wrote up yesterday. WARNING: This is almost entirely me rambling about how much the sequels to Twilight hurt me in my kokoro.

I. I'm so sorry.

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In my desire to find something to do while I have 1) no net and 2) no job, I've been making some poor decisions.

Two poor decisions.

( Supernatural season one. )

( New Moon and Eclipse, sequels to Twilight, as I read them. Spoilers for those books, and also Megan Whalen Turner's Eugenides books. )

All right, let's have some more info about this whole sudden moving thing, shall we?

( my lifeeeeeee )

I'm moving to Boston on Sunday.

I have seen objections to Bella's clumsiness in Twilight being too extreme and unrealistic. Like getting injured going through a door.

I just thought I'd share that I just injured myself sitting down on a futon.

That's right.

Thanks to everyone for the congratulations on the last post.

now i r college graduate

So I guess I'm graduating in eight hours.

So, walking home from the snack bar, we were discussing woodland creatures and Dave Barry. I was talking about his article on dating.

I had just basically quoted this exchange (but in a less funny manner):

Judy: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Judy: Just in case you have ever thought about having a date with me, the answer is no.
Woodland Creatures: HAHAHAHAHAHA.

And then a bird pooped on my head.

True story.

A serious question (I mean that without any irony) regarding porn. Namely, Japanese lesbian porn that one might hypothetically be translating for class.

( Cut for...talking about lesbian porn. )

tolchocky is telling katiedanger about how Ron is dating Krum in some ridiculous Harry Potter RP.

Jonny Quest is claiming toucans can talk which is A LIE

If you didn't want this much information about this evening, well. my bad.

chash: LOUD
chash: My loud is like some raven at my window with a broken wing
inupr0n: My loud is xmas in iran
chash: My loud is Christopher Walken


chash: Hi floor hiiiii
darknightrain: Hi buffy how goes the drinking? :D
chash: Well 4 am dohng ht so there's that we drink whenever we eorget the words
darknightrain: ...I'm still trying to decipher that last message.
chash: I forgot what I said hi Floor <3
chash: I just punched myself in the face

chash: OH YEAH BEST PART I got bodywash called "Teen Spirit" so I can literally smell like teen spirit 8D
darknightrain: ..... you are such a dork

I went to the DMV today, and it was very quick, very easy, and everyone was very nice. I was pretty freaked out, to be honest.

I also watched Penelope, which I very much enjoyed. It was self-consciously a fairy tale, and had a lot of nice moments and gestures that I liked. I'd never heard of it, but it's a Beauty and the Beast variation with the girl (Christina Ricci) being the beast. It's got curses and overbearing mothers and I thought it was very well done. Recommended!

eta I...guess Queer Bash is on my birthday this year?? I don't know if I should be excited or kind of scared. But hey, why pick?

I had Babylon 5 dreams last night. Which was weird. I'm pretty sure I was a Mary Sue in them too, which was extra awesome. I grew up on Babylon 5, but then left for a while, and came back and visited all my friends. Mostly Garibaldi. Because my life was also being threatened. Clearly my subconscious was all "bitch, who cares about these new fandoms. Go back to self-inserting on a space station. That's where you belong."

Thanks, subconscious.

Title: Looking For
Author: Chash
Fandom: T-The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest orz
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hadji/Jonny/Jessie (mentioned)
Summary: Hadji is the one who's left behind.
Notes: orz orz orz
Spoilers: Season two!

( Childhood says: D: D: D: )

Things I learned from rewatching The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest:

1. They were kind of ahead of their time on the whole "It's the internet! I can be anything I want on the internet!" thing.

2. Also on the going to the Astral Plane to hang out thing. In my mind, Hadji and Sephiroth regularly have tea and talk about how crazy people are.

3. You can use mind powers to calm an angry horse.

4. The Easter Island heads can cause men to revert into apes in a virtual world.

5. If you turn Jonny Quest upside down and color his hair black, he kind of looks like Kon:



ETA: oh man, jonny quest, you are even more retarded than I remembered. Never change.

One interesting part of getting used books is seeing what people have written in the margins. One particular person, apparently enraged by the developments of Jane Eyre, left some pretty angry marginal notes.

( Cut for spoilers AND swearing! )

Dear Bolton-sensei,

It is really awkward to have to watch movies with tons of naked people on reserve in the library, when there are people wandering around behind me. And it's like oh ignore that naked girl she's not important oh wow her breasts are exploding? It's cool, don't worry about it. Go back to your books.

Please take this into consideration in the future.

Thanks,
Chash

GUYS I JUST KILLED ONE OF THESE IN MY ROOM

AND NOW I AM TERRIFIED TO LET MY GUARD DOWN

ps: don't click if bugs freak you out

(10:34:16) Frank my one true lurve: okay that's terrifying
(10:34:27) Frank my one true lurve: that is no centipede i've ever identified to myself as hey, that's a centipede
(10:34:37) Frank my one true lurve: i might throw up over here
(10:34:38) Chash: I know, seriously!
(10:34:39) Frank my one true lurve: thanks, chash
(10:34:45) Chash: okay it wasn't on your desk, okay
(10:35:03) Frank my one true lurve: true, but i expected a normal looking centipede, clicked on the link, and nearly tossed my (literal) cookies
(10:35:14) Frank my one true lurve: luckily if i did i have more, i could refill
(10:35:30) Frank my one true lurve: quit distracting me from my porn with centipedes of death!

So in order to cast our movie, Becca and I made some signs to hang on our doors about casting. Mine looks like this.

Sunmi just told me that she saw two guys passing earlier who read it, and overheard the following conversation.
Guy 1: Dude, are we hot?
Guy 2: Uh...I dunno.

We need cockier guys, obviously.